I gave birth.
I became a baby expert, child rearing guru and, of course, center of the universe.
- Leaving the hospital is a whirlwind
- After living at the hospital for 6 days (3 in labor), don't forget the orchid your mother bought you OR your baby for that matter
- Cesareans sections are major surgery
- It is most certainly NOT an easy way to deliver
- If you are in debilitating pain a week or weeks after, it is absolutely NOT normal
- Weeping from your incision is even less normal
- Antibiotics will absolutely affect the baby
- While trying to recover from the infection, she will fart herself awake and be inconsolable
- Give her chamomile tea for the gas, she will become more tea than baby
- Breastfeeding is hard
- It takes two to breastfeed and there is a learning curve
- Your milk won't come in until after you leave the hospital
- You absolutely do not need to supplement with formula, she lives on your boobs and isn't starving
- Sleep when baby sleeps
- Unless you are a stay-at-home mom working full time
- In that case, don't sleep
- Or you could try sleeping while she eats
- Don't be over zealous
- You'll be lucky if you can get though the Starbucks drive thru before she starts screaming her head off
- Always plan for a poop-tastrophe
- Especially if you have to be somewhere
- It's going to happen
- Bring wipes, diapers, extra clothes and most of all a zip-lock bag
- She will laugh at you when you attempt to change her without getting poop all over yourself in the back of your car while she wiggles at the same time
She is absolutely positively gorgeous.
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